On the bus
Hey, guys. Sorry for the lack of updates. =( Has been busy and don't really have the mood to blog much. Maybe this post will amuse you guys a little. =)
I believe everyone has board buses that are real damn crowded. There are some things i wanna point out cus it really irritates me these few days when im so damn stressful.
Buses travelling in the morning(7+am) and evening(5+pm) are usually crowded. Please bear in mind to be considerate to other passengers by:
Moving back to the rear of the bus
Do not put your bags on empty seats.
Talking about this, this morning on my waste to school, how do i put this, like so damn irritated. Firstly, when i reached the bus stop, saw the bus and intend to board it. As i was smoking half way thru, i threw my lighted ciggarette. Altho im not smoking local cigs, but it still expensive. haha.. Maybe i should quit smoking. ;)
Ok, sorry, drifted off. Yea, was at the part i threw my cig. Flagged for the bus, looking for empty space to squeeze my tiny body in, but i didn't manage to find any space, so forget it, i stepped back. As the bus moved away from the bus stop, i saw there was so much empty space behind. Was so damn pissed!!! wah lao!!! at 7.45am still not on bus to clementi, im gotta be so damn late.
FFS, be fucking considerate to move behind, even if your girlfriend is sitting right in the middle or front of the bus, you don't need to stand beside her and hog others people way to move back. Leaving your girlfriend on the seat and you moving back doesn't mean it will spoil the relationship, or for some idiots who think he would be there if his girlfriend fall, please guess what finger im gotta point you.
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If your girlfriend really falls from the seat, then find yourself a new girlfriend. You don't need someone as clumsy as her to be your girlfriend. This will be the most extreme case if you girlfriend really falls from a seat. And i can't really imagine how would a people fall from a seat in bus, unless the bus do an emergency brake, then every standing passenger would fall, altogether. =)
This is not all, i boarded the second bus, something much more interesting happened. As the bus moves on, people start to alight at their destination, and it was so lucky, there was an empty seat ( and i mean 1 whole seat). Waited for the passengers to alight before i sit down, and right after all those people got off the bus, there was 1 ugly, irritating, lorry-crashed face, stupid, short, and idiotic office lady sat down on that seat, right in the middle of the seat, which can seat 2 people. I think i will not comment on what comes across my mind and what kinda insults is gotta pour outta my mouth, leave it to your imagination. This is not it, she sat on the seat when there was so much people standing, and alighted at the next stop.
.................................... ......................................... ................................ << this is what comes to my mind. I didn't know it was so fun hogging seats in a crowded bus, making them pissed off, then getting off at the next bus stop. She must be a clever one, to irritate people in the most extreme way. I couldn't think of something much more irritating than this.
Second thing, when you are planning to sit down, please sit down gracefully.
Being tired and on my way back, i was spacing out on the bus seat, then suddenly i felt an impact from the seat and i bummed up and my Mp3 player fell on the floor(It was on my lap). Fucking fat bitch from Clementi Town Sec planting her emormous ass onto the seat right beside me. Please lah, even if you are holding lotsa books, please be considerate and sit down slowly, 1 second delay to the seat doesn't make your fat ass shag all the way to the ground. Can't imagine if my handphone drop as well. I think i'll poke needles onto her and make sure all her accumulated fats in her stomach and ass flow out.
Really can't wait to get my driving license. At least i can get to avoid the crowd on bus, sometimes (if gracious God let me have a car to drive). haa.
thats all for today, stay tune at this blog yeay, cus i had another interesting topic to talk about on the next post.
Till then, cya!
Joel
I believe everyone has board buses that are real damn crowded. There are some things i wanna point out cus it really irritates me these few days when im so damn stressful.
Buses travelling in the morning(7+am) and evening(5+pm) are usually crowded. Please bear in mind to be considerate to other passengers by:
Moving back to the rear of the bus
Do not put your bags on empty seats.
Talking about this, this morning on my waste to school, how do i put this, like so damn irritated. Firstly, when i reached the bus stop, saw the bus and intend to board it. As i was smoking half way thru, i threw my lighted ciggarette. Altho im not smoking local cigs, but it still expensive. haha.. Maybe i should quit smoking. ;)
Ok, sorry, drifted off. Yea, was at the part i threw my cig. Flagged for the bus, looking for empty space to squeeze my tiny body in, but i didn't manage to find any space, so forget it, i stepped back. As the bus moved away from the bus stop, i saw there was so much empty space behind. Was so damn pissed!!! wah lao!!! at 7.45am still not on bus to clementi, im gotta be so damn late.
FFS, be fucking considerate to move behind, even if your girlfriend is sitting right in the middle or front of the bus, you don't need to stand beside her and hog others people way to move back. Leaving your girlfriend on the seat and you moving back doesn't mean it will spoil the relationship, or for some idiots who think he would be there if his girlfriend fall, please guess what finger im gotta point you.
[_|_]
If your girlfriend really falls from the seat, then find yourself a new girlfriend. You don't need someone as clumsy as her to be your girlfriend. This will be the most extreme case if you girlfriend really falls from a seat. And i can't really imagine how would a people fall from a seat in bus, unless the bus do an emergency brake, then every standing passenger would fall, altogether. =)
This is not all, i boarded the second bus, something much more interesting happened. As the bus moves on, people start to alight at their destination, and it was so lucky, there was an empty seat ( and i mean 1 whole seat). Waited for the passengers to alight before i sit down, and right after all those people got off the bus, there was 1 ugly, irritating, lorry-crashed face, stupid, short, and idiotic office lady sat down on that seat, right in the middle of the seat, which can seat 2 people. I think i will not comment on what comes across my mind and what kinda insults is gotta pour outta my mouth, leave it to your imagination. This is not it, she sat on the seat when there was so much people standing, and alighted at the next stop.
.................................... ......................................... ................................ << this is what comes to my mind. I didn't know it was so fun hogging seats in a crowded bus, making them pissed off, then getting off at the next bus stop. She must be a clever one, to irritate people in the most extreme way. I couldn't think of something much more irritating than this.
Second thing, when you are planning to sit down, please sit down gracefully.
Being tired and on my way back, i was spacing out on the bus seat, then suddenly i felt an impact from the seat and i bummed up and my Mp3 player fell on the floor(It was on my lap). Fucking fat bitch from Clementi Town Sec planting her emormous ass onto the seat right beside me. Please lah, even if you are holding lotsa books, please be considerate and sit down slowly, 1 second delay to the seat doesn't make your fat ass shag all the way to the ground. Can't imagine if my handphone drop as well. I think i'll poke needles onto her and make sure all her accumulated fats in her stomach and ass flow out.
Really can't wait to get my driving license. At least i can get to avoid the crowd on bus, sometimes (if gracious God let me have a car to drive). haa.
thats all for today, stay tune at this blog yeay, cus i had another interesting topic to talk about on the next post.
Till then, cya!
Joel
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